While the idea of hiding away like a modern day Grizzly Adams may sound appealing, let’s face it. Your best chance of survival is to band together with others. Particularly those with excellent survival skills, both long and short term.
Yes, my friends. Social networking will save your ass.
I’m still recovering from a trifecta of nasty, so I thought I’d perk myself up with a little happy dance brought to us by the fabulously fantastical George Takei:
Hmmmm … I think he had the same dance teacher I did …
Have a fantastic weekend everyone and I’ll see you on the flip side!
I’m back from my wild adventure on the Welsh coast. Tenby may never be the same and neither will I.
Beautiful beaches, friendly people, delicious food, and the best coffee EVER. (Seriously, if you ever visit Tenby, Wales check out Caffe Vista. The coffee will make you drool with joy. Trust me.) What more can a girl ask for?
Especially in a zombie apocalypse.
I know I usual reserve survival tips for Saturday, but this one was too good to pass up:
Who knew kitchen implements could be so handy?
Let’s face it. In a zombie apocalypse you’re going to need your sense of humor. It’s one of the few things that will keep you from going stark raving mad. That and a lifetime supply of chocolate. But I digress.
I have with me today a woman who knows very well the power of humor. Please welcome the ever fabulous PJ Jones!
SM: Hey! It’s PJ Jones, Queen of Parody. Thanks so much for joining me today. You know how I love me some zombies! Even more, I love to Squee myself silly. Let me start by asking you a few random questions so we can get to know you a little better.
1): What’s your all-time favorite thing to eat?
PJ: Nachos and chocolate. I still haven’t figured out how to combine the two.
SM: Oh, really? I got a recipe for you. Let’s talk …
I’m off to the Welsh coast tomorrow for a long deserved bit of R & R. I just need to wash the little gray cells out with some good, fresh, salt air.
Naturally, with Wales on the brain, I thought I’d dredge up some Welsh zombie myths (what with it being zombie month and all), but nary a one was to be found. I did, however, find the myth of the hellhound.
We all know leather is smexy. Leather pants, leather jackets, leather boots, yes please! But all that letter is good for more than just Harley riding, in a zombocalypse, it might just save your life.
Ever try biting through leather? No? Well, next time you see a big, hairy biker, try chomping through his jacket. Not easy, is it? Won’t be easy for zombies, either.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
As usual, I love to start a Friday with a good video.
I was watching this video on Youtube during breakfast. I don’t recommend doing that unless you want your screen covered in oatmeal. Just sayin’.
I really want to vote for the dude in the hat with the glitter. ’Cause seriously, who DOESN’T want a free pony?
In other news, PJ Jones has a new book coming out next week: Attack of the Fairytale Zombies.
I started reading this the other night and HOLY CARP it’s hilarious! If you need a good laugh, be sure and pick up a copy of this book. Just don’t drink anything while you’re reading it. Again, you’ve been warned.
David Gaughran is throwing a HUGE St. Patrick’s day sale this weekend. Loads of fantastic books (Including Dragon Warrior by yours truly) are just 99 cents. These books are normally $2.99 to $4.99 so talk about a major deal!
Don’t forget, this is the last day you can enter the Celtic Cross T-Shirt Giveaway over at the Eclective. Tomorrow we announce the lucky winner. Even better? The Celtic Collection is absolutely FREE today and tomorrow!
And in other news, Dragon Lord’s release has been slightly delayed. Instead of the last week of March, it will now be out the first week or so in April. I’ll keep you posted on the exact release date as soon as I know myself.
In the meantime have a fantastical Friday and I’ll see ya on the flip side!